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Heh-heh.Deus Ex is an series of:Deus Ex was the first one, it is complete ass-kickery and win and it actually required using one's brain. You play as Denton; JC Denton is one bad ass mutha who makes Chuck Norris look like a. Also, JC stands for Jesus Christ,. He is and is friends with regular Jesus.Invisible War is the lamentable sequel starring 's mentally handicapped, brother:. 96% of people who have played this game were hospitalized after suffering massive internal facepalm. The other liked it and think Alex is a.Human Revolution is the prequel to Deus Ex. At the moment, it is shit that nobody cares about.
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Deus Ex (Pronounced 'Day-ass-sex', you useless fucks) was created in the years ago by a bunch of basement dwelling, hat wearing. The game was great when it came out, and is even more fun now because there's just so much to it. It's especially awesome compared to games of the now like. When it was released, because Deus Ex was pretty cool, the nerds who made it (instead of being beaten up for being goddamn nerds) received fine food and drink. Hours later, though, they were beaten up, anyway. Frickin', goddamn nerds.Deus Ex was so well received because it offered a deep plot, awesome soundtracks, very atmospheric maps, tons of features, non-linear game play, excellent writing, and such intricate details that people are still finding bits no one had yet come across. It even managed to fit in every conspiracy in existence and still look good, that takes true skill, damn it.
The only possible downside is that the game has really, really, awful, bad graphics, but screw the graphics when you have an actual game and not just over-hyped eye candy.In short, is the best game. This is evidenced by the fact that the game won awards and how it is constantly mentioned all the time in and game threads.
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Anyone who says they don't like DX is a liar and a bad one at that. If you have not played it, are annoying and sad.You're surely wondering what the plot of a game this great has to be, but, if you've been alive through George W. Bush's presidency, you'll already know what it is because the entire plot of the game is basically spoiled for you.The premise of the game is the exact same thing as 's presidency: a terrorist attack on New York (Statue of Liberty instead of. DX did predict WTC, though, but that's a story for another day) turned the country to martial law (FEMA instead of The Patriot Act), a new group was founded to create terrorism and keep the public in constant panic (UNATCO instead of Homeland Security), a global disaster caused more panic (Grey Death instead of, the yearlong rolling blackouts in California, etc.), freedom fighters were scapegoated for everything causing even more panic and fear (NSF instead of Muslims), and everyone was poor and suffering (same in both cases). Warren Spector and Harvey Smith had the fine idea to make a sequel to Deus Ex.
The fabled second coming of was at hand, and surely a sequel to the best game ever would have be really nice, too, right?The game makers made their sequel to Deus Ex, it was produced with the in mind which led to crying into their keyboards and ripping up their nude posters of Warren Spector. Bawwwing over the situation of not being able to play it ensued until lo, Deus Ex: Invisible War was released. It featured hugely non-linear game play, then that's about it for the high points. Deus Ex: Invisible Suck was a poor port from the console to PC, had crap graphics performance with unreasonable spec requirements, 89% of the maps claustrophobically cramped and/or indoors, universal ammo, a simplified HUD, no inventory, skill or health systems, a lot less features, bad physics engine, awful and ugly character models, slow load times, mind-bendingly stupid AIs, and last but not least, fucking Alex D. Made of faggotry and fail, he is a and his voice actor was a diseased bum pulled off the street and paid in beer. Alex's eyes appear to be large, painful scabs, he did not shave nor comb his hair today which makes him look like a, while overall he is a very and person, and just terrible at being cool.
Essentially the 'look mommy I'm JC' version of JC. The little goody-two-shoes can suck my cunt. Deus Ex 2 is terrible mainly because he and everything he touches isvIW was so dumbed-down and lame that even a with could beat it. Oh, and the game had an even lamer plot that was written by said boy, a very, very lame plot which was: a ghey, generic Sci-Fi adventure.Our protagonist Alex D, who is later revealed to be Alex Denton (WOH NO WAI, EPIX PLOTTURN), is the clone of JC Denton.
Alex Denton can somehow be male or female, which makes no sense since Alex would have to be male if he/she/it is a clone of JC. The gaining of an extra chromosome is indisputable proof that Alex has, plus the androgyny shows Alex to be, and simultaneously.
And what a shame faggot he is.The story of Invisible War is this: it is 20 years after the events of Deus Ex, you are a student at the Tarsus Academy which is essentially a retarded college for lernin2nanaug (By the way, having nano-augs isn't cool anymore since everyone and their cat has them, and to add insult to injury, they're all being called 'Biomods'). This academy with roughly five people in it is currently under attack by a religious cult that's on it's period (even the men). There are many explosions and dead people lying around the building, but the facility's overseer assures you After traversing your way though maps that are as expansive as a cardboard box, you go off to a club, where you get sexually harassed, and later you do a bunch of missions for an insane group known as 'The Order' (AAA+ name inventiveness). It quickly becomes apparent that in the world of IW, the entire Earth revolves around Alex Denton. Everyone in sight wants a piece of Alex because he's so super speshal, and for some strange reason the writers thought this was really good storytelling. A while later, Tracer Tong makes you step into a teleportation gate so you can go on down to Antarctica to meet joos beeg bro jaycee dentin, who nearly died after merging with Helios (said merge which ended up destroying the Aquinas router and sent the world into a new Dark Age. Thanks, Helios).
When you arrive. You must fight your friend Bitchuna Adams, to prevent her from killing JC.
Once you have, you proceed to revive JC who has been in suspended animation for 20 years while still conscious for the duration. JC, you will find, is fully wrong in IW, first, he has no sunglasses. Second, his augs are inexplicably missing and he actually has the very same outfit he wore in Deus Ex.
Third, he's not JC anymore. It is clear JC was mind raped to death and all that's left is the abomination that is Helios. Bet Helios is having a dandy time taking over JC's body, walking around and feeling what getting drunk is like while JC is pitifully trapped inside his own subconcious. It gets really sad when Paul is in total denial that JC is practically not there and that all we're left with is fake-JC. Fake-JC tells you his master plan for world domination, gives you a pet AI helicopter named Ava Johnson (Truly an original name) and sends you off. Everyone is fighting over Alex to get him on their side in an intense power struggle for control of the world between the, the, and the Jew, and since fucking Alex is so fucking special he's the absolute fucking decider in who wins.
You can basically do whatever you want until the very end, when must pick the faction to screw everyone over, and not anybody at all seems to question your previous actions as long as you join them in the end.Invisible War's four endings are:. Help fake-JC use Helios to shoot -nanites out of the Statue of Liberty's. and have the cyborg zombies with accents replace humanity. Keep the world as it is with the Jew ruling it as per usual. Join the batshit religious cult and force everyone to live like the.: Human Revolution(s).
ಠಠ“I never asked for this.but I like it!„—Adam on auto health regeneration, that it was making a to Deus Ex. The Prequel is called Human Revolution.
It's goal is to get everyone's hopes up and then make fans upon release. Not much is known about the game itself because they won't give many updates, the jerks. We do know that it has a, it has made with in mind, it takes place 25 years before, and it is definitely a with the intent of pissing everyone off even more after IW bombed and dirtied the glory of Deus Ex.The protagonist of HR is Cyberpunk-Gordon Freeman Adam Jensen, a mech-aug and security guard. Little information about Adam Jensen is available because they are jerks and will not give us updates.
Jerks.The most recent trailer shed much light on the game, giving us the most information that's been relased since the DX3 project began at least 100 years ago. This is the speculated plot, and it all started at Serif Industries. Adam Jensen, as a security guard, was guarding the security. Security was going quite well until a sociopathic mech soldier showed up and proceeded to rape Adam Jensen's girlfriend. This made Adam because such was causing him to at secure guarding.
Adam attempted to restore the situation but only got himself defenestrated, and he was on a really high floor in the high-ass skyscaper. After these events, he was outfitted with mechanical augmentations to save his life and boost his ass-kicking abilities, though he continually whines and complains about what happened to him. Adam Jensen gets assigned to do important missions, gathering information and killing people because he is filled with. Order in the world is collapsing by conspiracies, crime and chaos are rampant and his family and/or friends have been, causing Adam to regularly go punching through walls and crushing peoples heads in his angry rage.Unlike the original Deus Ex, you actually have to kill all of the bosses in this game and the last boss is just a big puzzle that can be solved by shooting it.(Note for the EDitor: What a Shame.
OverviewThe Statue of Liberty is an iconic American landmark situated on Liberty Island in New York Harbor, off the shore of. It was given as a gift to the by the French. Nicknamed Lady Liberty, the statue is a depiction of the Roman goddess of freedom, Libertas. The tablet held in her left arm is inscribed with the date July 4, 1776 in roman numerals; the date on which America declared independence from Britain.As one of America's most prominent and famous landmarks, the Statue of Liberty has appeared in numerous games over the years.
Oftentimes, it has appeared in the background as a means to help identify the game's setting. However, it has also played a larger role in some games as a prominent location and, on rarer occasions, as a boss encounter. In the Deus Ex seriesThe Statue of Liberty was attacked by the terrorist group Silhouette, destroying the once iconic American landmark. The statue still stands, albeit without it's head, which is no located in memorial near the base of the statue. UNATCO, the United Nations Anti-Terrorist Coalition, was formed after the attack, and its primary headquarters is located on Liberty Island.
Frequents the island in order to remove a terrorist takeover and to receive orders while employed with UNATCO. As a Boss Fight Ryu confronting Lady Liberty in Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2.Lady Liberty has, on rare occasions, appeared in games as a boss encounter.
In the obscure game, the New York stage ends with the player character forced to fight a corrupted, possessed Statue of Liberty. Similarly, the landmark is once again possessed and appears as a boss in. ParodyThe New York-inspired metropolis of of features a landmark called the 'Statue of Happiness.' This parody of the Statue of Liberty appears in a similar pose, but holds a coffee cup in her raised hand rather than a torch.
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